Woman About the Internet

By Drew Zandonella-Stannard

I am a writer, mother, and decent human being living in Seattle, Washington. My monthly newsletter pairs perfectly with the everyday and the End of Days. I think you're swell.

Previous issues

Issue 48: listen I love you joy is coming

#48 Dec 31, 2020

Issue 47: I wanted electricity to go everywhere in the world

#47 Aug 15, 2020

Issue 46: The Burdens of Being Upright

#46 May 10, 2020

#45

Mar 31, 2020

Issue 45: Introducing The Good List – Hi. How are you? My eyelash extensions have all fallen out, which means that I've been sheltering in
#44

Jan 9, 2020

Issue 44: Titling it "The Problem That Has No Name" seemed a bit heavy handed – I’m sorry this is late but my ponytail has been giving me a headache for the past twenty years.
#43

Sep 29, 2019

Issue 43: The Beasts of New England – I didn’t mean to call that Stop & Shop bagger a cunt in front of my mother, but it had already be
#42

Aug 5, 2019

Issue 42: My AOL Username was ChickSeattle – "There is a door in my head behind which I am screaming all the time." - Alexandra Petri
#41

May 31, 2019

Issue 41: All The Teeth You'll Ever Need – I finally see a new dentist after years of ignoring my teeth as reliable tools sitting in my head, re
#40

Apr 26, 2019

Issue 40: It's Not a Spaceship, It's a Time Machine – The baby was born with a full head of hair looking like neither of us. On our first night in the hosp
#39

Mar 8, 2019

Issue 39: Bodily Autonomy is Hard When You Grew Someone’s Body – My college boyfriend owned a single towel. Well, that’s not entirely correct. He in fact owned two to
#38

Jan 18, 2019

Issue 38: Close Your Eyes, Mister Peepers – Jacob is notorious for mishearing song lyrics. To the point where he once asked me why I was singing
#37

Dec 1, 2018

Issue 37: He Sees You When You're Sleeping – When I was three years old I firmly believed that Santa Claus was going to kidnap me in the still sma
#36

Nov 2, 2018

Issue 36: Spooky, Scary – I have a note on my phone titled “blood mouth,” which constantly reminds me to tell you about the tim
#35

Sep 7, 2018

Issue 35: One Thousand Lactating Monkeys – How do you prepare to love someone for the span of their entire life and still exist in the world?
#34

Jul 27, 2018

Issue 34: Good Linen – Last night I slept in a hospital gown on top of a tablecloth.
#33

Jun 15, 2018

Issue 33: Nursing the Band – “Writing is like driving at night in the fog. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can
#32

May 11, 2018

Issue 32: Frida May Moon – My mother carried my placenta home in a backpack. I had given birth roughly thirty minutes prior and
#31

Apr 12, 2018

Issue 31: Just Two People Who Like Warm Rolls – The final scene of “As Good as It Gets” begins with Jack Nicholson suggesting to Helen Hunt that they
#30

Mar 30, 2018

Issue 30: Toni Braxton-Hicks
#29

Mar 9, 2018

Issue 29: A Small Otter, a Croque en Bouche – Yesterday a Lyft driver told me that I was "much more beautiful" than my profile photo and I wondered

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