Woman About the Internet

By Drew Zandonella-Stannard

I am a writer, mother, and decent human being living in Seattle, Washington. My monthly newsletter pairs perfectly with the everyday and the End of Days. I think you're swell.

Previous issues

Issue 42: My AOL Username was ChickSeattle

#42 Aug 5, 2019

Issue 41: All The Teeth You'll Ever Need

#41 May 31, 2019

Issue 40: It's Not a Spaceship, It's a Time Machine

#40 Apr 26, 2019

#39

Mar 8, 2019

Issue 39: Bodily Autonomy is Hard When You Grew Someone’s Body – My college boyfriend owned a single towel. Well, that’s not entirely correct. He in fact owned two to
#38

Jan 18, 2019

Issue 38: Close Your Eyes, Mister Peepers – Jacob is notorious for mishearing song lyrics. To the point where he once asked me why I was singing
#37

Dec 1, 2018

Issue 37: He Sees You When You're Sleeping – When I was three years old I firmly believed that Santa Claus was going to kidnap me in the still sma
#36

Nov 2, 2018

Issue 36: Spooky, Scary – I have a note on my phone titled “blood mouth,” which constantly reminds me to tell you about the tim
#35

Sep 7, 2018

Issue 35: One Thousand Lactating Monkeys – How do you prepare to love someone for the span of their entire life and still exist in the world?
#34

Jul 27, 2018

Issue 34: Good Linen – Last night I slept in a hospital gown on top of a tablecloth.
#33

Jun 15, 2018

Issue 33: Nursing the Band – “Writing is like driving at night in the fog. You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can
#32

May 11, 2018

Issue 32: Frida May Moon – My mother carried my placenta home in a backpack. I had given birth roughly thirty minutes prior and
#31

Apr 12, 2018

Issue 31: Just Two People Who Like Warm Rolls – The final scene of “As Good as It Gets” begins with Jack Nicholson suggesting to Helen Hunt that they
#30

Mar 30, 2018

Issue 30: Toni Braxton-Hicks
#29

Mar 9, 2018

Issue 29: A Small Otter, a Croque en Bouche – Yesterday a Lyft driver told me that I was "much more beautiful" than my profile photo and I wondered
#28

Feb 23, 2018

Issue 28: Sachet Away – A mystery smell has been emanating from the refrigerator for about a week now. At first, I thought it
#27

Feb 16, 2018

Issue 27: The Important Thing About the Sky is that it is Always There – Jacob and I have been reading to my increasingly round belly which would seem odd if there wasn't a b
#26

Feb 3, 2018

Issue 26: You Know More Than You Think You Do – My mother went on maternity leave when her belly, cloaked in a brown polyester blouse with a giant ye
#25

Jan 26, 2018

Issue 25: Drinking Vinegar Straight from the Bottle – Last night I ate a handful of heart-shaped gummy candies. The kind that beckon to me from bulk bins a
#24

Jan 18, 2018

Issue 24: The Spiritual Knockers from Rochester – On March 31st, 1848, Kate and Margaretta “Maggie” Fox began tapping out messages to a ghost on the wa
#23

Jan 6, 2018

Issue 23: You Can Have Whatever You Like – I meant to send this thing out last night, but then accidentally embarked upon a double feature of th

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