A delightfully crazy idea has been suggested by Mr. Nitin Gadkari. The government will now mandate the replacement of regular horns with musical ones. Nothing works on getting the relaxed Indian, his/her cow, or dog, to clear the streets from approaching automobiles. Since nothing will work on them, we might as well listen to good music. May I suggest mandating a time-sensitive horn that plays Bhairav and its variants in the morning, Bhimpalasi in the afternoon, Yaman or Desh in the evening, and Jaijaiwanti or Darbaari at night? Cannot wait.