Moo’s trained to use the Loo
Rewarding the moo for going to the loo?
The British have found a way to train cows too
I don’t get this but the news says other advantages too
This will help the environment, not just potty in the loo
Their cows now finally know how to do it just right
Trust the Queen’s subjects to get their cattle civilized
But these cows are British, easier to train and reward
For them, sweet drinks work, or barley water with hops
Indian cows are a different breed, not so strong is their greed
Much more relaxed are they, not for them the danda or feed
But if the gaushalas and cattlemen will get the system right
Many riches in gaumutra and gobar they shall find