The Daily Distraction

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We read the internet for you and then you pass your knowledge off as if you did all of the work. Sent out every Friday!

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#336・

the avengers win the battle and archive facebook: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"It's funny how one moment your internet tabs aren't working properly but when you bring out the Task Manager they sort their sh*t out real quick."- Reddit user, belorkg.

 
#335・

facebook schedules another scarf scandal: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"This is my Tinder profile. I’ve had it for a year. 23 men have contacted me to say I’m incorrect about toilet paper"- Tinder user, Hana Michels.

 
#334・

facebook's civil war causes snapchat to pull the plug: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"Everyone remember, no matter how cool the fireworks are, you will never ever watch videos of them in the future. Save your storage."- Reddit user, UsernameChecksNotIn.

 
#333・

youtube's botched robbery catches up to facebook: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"You never realize how big the internet is until you have a research project."- Reddit user, BananaBus43.

 
#332・

white castle goes on diet, buys rash cream, & starts using tinder: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets."- Reddit user, Thattallbrit.

 
#331・

toiletface slacks off and makes the news: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"Trying to think of something more 2018 than this and I can't"-Jeremy Vine, on the influencer-only mural in LA.

 
#330・

ariana grande does the nae nae on a billion planes: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"Googles developers couldn't Google their errors when they were building Google.'- Reddit user, MazzukaMy.

 
#329・

beyonce picks distracted boyfriend for SXSW: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"Surely the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is Genuine Stupidity"- Reddit user, echo_zoo.

 
#328・

facebook prints kudos onto its beer: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"NO VERTICAL VIDEO"- A picket sign held up at San Francisco Pride Parade. This is a cause that we can get behind.

 
#327・

melania trump streams renaissance call of duty: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"Wondering if last week’s burger campaign from @IHOb drove actual visits to the chain? In short, the answer is no."- Foursquare on recent data showing that IHob's recent rebranding not doing much for them.

 
#326・

1 billion chickens fist pump in the rain: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wifi still can’t reach people’s bedrooms."- Reddit user, jpetteruti.

 
#325・

ceiling cat returns to fight trump's space force videos: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"I hope all of us tell kids we know that they are valid, they are accepted, & they are beautiful today. I hope we don’t become the bullies we warn them of."- Twitter user, @BijlaniDiksha, supporting her little cousin against the bullies that crawled out o…

 
#324・

the great meme wars open facebook's eyes: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"We need to take urgent action now to rebuild trust before it's gone forever."- Unilever CMO, Keith Weed announcing that they will not work with influencers who buy followers. We're not sure how they'll enforce this, but it's a great symbolic first step.

 
#323・

ai bear teaches shrek how to twitter: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"Chilling at the beach? Need some motivation? The right music is right here, built just for you."- YouTube, really trying to bring it home with the launch of YouTube Music.

 
#322・

stranger things cast have a sticker party: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"Deep Fried Memes are what happen when you try to bass boost an image."- Reddit user, Kycrio.

 
#321・

drake does coyote ugly for military wives: your daily distraction.. you're welcome

"What did moths do before man invented lightbulbs?"-Reddit user, dylanbass2307.

 
#320・

wonder woman explores father's day podcasts: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"I have found over time that it’s a very visual medium and my field is very visual. And so in a way, it’s a very natural marriage."- Dr. Lara Devga on using Instagram to show cosmetic surgery procedures.

 
#319・

charlie chaplin #thankscanada for the flamethrower: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"What's that? You want a re-redesign of the app? F%&k you, you're getting a ticket-buying feature!"- Snapchat... probably.

 
#318・

3d foxes teach trump how to linkedin: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"...But, we're also building towards the game after that, and it's the one that you keep asking about." - Bethesda executive producer (Todd Howard) in complete control of the crowd's expectations as he revealed the much anticipated Elder Scrolls 6 at E3. Keep…

 
#317・

sweaty pride puts facebook underwater: your daily distraction... you're welcome

"Life is complicated. It’s filled with nuance. It’s unsatisfying. … If I believe in anything, it is doubt. The root cause of all life’s problems is looking for a simple f****** answer."- Anthony Bourdain, who died this week at the age of 61. May he rest in pe…