The Daily Distraction
By Truly Social Inc.
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the avengers win the battle and archive facebook: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"It's funny how one moment your internet tabs aren't working properly but when you bring out the Task Manager they sort their sh*t out real quick."- Reddit user, belorkg.
facebook schedules another scarf scandal: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"This is my Tinder profile. I’ve had it for a year. 23 men have contacted me to say I’m incorrect about toilet paper"- Tinder user, Hana Michels.
facebook's civil war causes snapchat to pull the plug: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"Everyone remember, no matter how cool the fireworks are, you will never ever watch videos of them in the future. Save your storage."- Reddit user, UsernameChecksNotIn.
youtube's botched robbery catches up to facebook: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"You never realize how big the internet is until you have a research project."- Reddit user, BananaBus43.
white castle goes on diet, buys rash cream, & starts using tinder: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"Smart phones are probably responsible for reducing graffiti in public toilets."- Reddit user, Thattallbrit.
toiletface slacks off and makes the news: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"Trying to think of something more 2018 than this and I can't"-Jeremy Vine, on the influencer-only mural in LA.
ariana grande does the nae nae on a billion planes: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"Googles developers couldn't Google their errors when they were building Google.'- Reddit user, MazzukaMy.
beyonce picks distracted boyfriend for SXSW: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"Surely the opposite of Artificial Intelligence is Genuine Stupidity"- Reddit user, echo_zoo.
facebook prints kudos onto its beer: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"NO VERTICAL VIDEO"- A picket sign held up at San Francisco Pride Parade. This is a cause that we can get behind.
melania trump streams renaissance call of duty: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"Wondering if last week’s burger campaign from @IHOb drove actual visits to the chain? In short, the answer is no."- Foursquare on recent data showing that IHob's recent rebranding not doing much for them.
1 billion chickens fist pump in the rain: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"Crazy how we can transmit data from Mars but Wifi still can’t reach people’s bedrooms."- Reddit user, jpetteruti.
ceiling cat returns to fight trump's space force videos: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"I hope all of us tell kids we know that they are valid, they are accepted, & they are beautiful today. I hope we don’t become the bullies we warn them of."- Twitter user, @BijlaniDiksha, supporting her little cousin against the bullies that crawled out o…
the great meme wars open facebook's eyes: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"We need to take urgent action now to rebuild trust before it's gone forever."- Unilever CMO, Keith Weed announcing that they will not work with influencers who buy followers. We're not sure how they'll enforce this, but it's a great symbolic first step.
ai bear teaches shrek how to twitter: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"Chilling at the beach? Need some motivation? The right music is right here, built just for you."- YouTube, really trying to bring it home with the launch of YouTube Music.
stranger things cast have a sticker party: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"Deep Fried Memes are what happen when you try to bass boost an image."- Reddit user, Kycrio.
drake does coyote ugly for military wives: your daily distraction.. you're welcome
"What did moths do before man invented lightbulbs?"-Reddit user, dylanbass2307.
wonder woman explores father's day podcasts: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"I have found over time that it’s a very visual medium and my field is very visual. And so in a way, it’s a very natural marriage."- Dr. Lara Devga on using Instagram to show cosmetic surgery procedures.
charlie chaplin #thankscanada for the flamethrower: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"What's that? You want a re-redesign of the app? F%&k you, you're getting a ticket-buying feature!"- Snapchat... probably.
3d foxes teach trump how to linkedin: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"...But, we're also building towards the game after that, and it's the one that you keep asking about." - Bethesda executive producer (Todd Howard) in complete control of the crowd's expectations as he revealed the much anticipated Elder Scrolls 6 at E3. Keep…
sweaty pride puts facebook underwater: your daily distraction... you're welcome
"Life is complicated. It’s filled with nuance. It’s unsatisfying. … If I believe in anything, it is doubt. The root cause of all life’s problems is looking for a simple f****** answer."- Anthony Bourdain, who died this week at the age of 61. May he rest in pe…