You may remember some changes circling the rumour mill about Twitter opening up their API. Well, our wishes were their command, and now developers have access to every tweet currently on the social networking site. This might be a good time to delete some of your less articulate drunk wonderings from 2010.
The floodgates have now opened for years of horrifying tweets to resurface.
Snapchat Wears Its Streak On Its Sleeve
Though Snapchat has sold swag to its Gen Z fans in the past, there is now a Snapchat store for all your Dancing Hot Dog merchandise needs. Yes, the plushie has bendable arms and a removable bun. Yes, we are adding everything to our cart.
Why yes, we did actually need a team set of dog filter t-shirts.
Us, talking to anyone who bought Bitcoin since November.
Slowcooker Is A Real Crock
Poor Crock-Pot, who didn’t even have a Twitter account until last week, has had to remind users that their favourite slow cooker will not kill them. In an episode of the family drama This Is Us that aired last week, it was revealed that a key character had been killed by a defective Crock-Pot. Needless to say, people took a fictional (though very relatable) television show very literally.
Cooking is actually made somewhat safer in a Crock-Pot.
🎵 Oh Canada 🎵!
The Canadian national anthem is something many Canadians forget the proper lyrics to before graduating high school, but nonetheless forms certain ideas about our national identity. So how do you feel knowing that the national anthem will be changing - to become more gender neutral!