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toothbrushes leave facebook island to go 'live' with twitter's terrible puns: your daily distraction... you're welcome

toothbrushes leave facebook island to go 'live' with twitter's terrible puns: your daily distraction... you're welcome
By Truly Social Inc. • Issue #239 • View online

Colgate Scandal
Here’s another thing to add to your list of things the internet can’t agree on: whether to wet your toothbrush before you put toothpaste on, or not? Some people think it’s better before, others think it’s better after. Either way, the internet’s opinions seem to be molar opposites. 
As long as you're not doing it like this, you're fine.
As long as you're not doing it like this, you're fine.
If You Can't Pun Well, Don't Pun At All
This is just unforgivable. We could see our resident punslinger, Ammo Somal shaking with rage as he wrote this story. We’ll just let him tell you how he feels about this failed egg pun.
“There needs to be some sort of pun-ishment for garbage like this. Some of us work very hard to come up with these cracking puns. Plus, it’s an egg - they’re so easy to pun. Omelettin’ this slide for now and just egg-noring it, but I’m not happy about it.”
They could've just used "egg-cellent!"
They could've just used "egg-cellent!"
Publishers Leaving Facebook Island
Shockingly, Facebook’s publisher numbers are plummeting since the platform started deprioritizing publishers and telling them to “leave” if they didn’t like it. Looks like they’ve taken Facebook’s new “advice” since October, as Google has overtaken Facebook in terms of publisher traffic.
Meanwhile at Facebook's Publisher HQ.
Meanwhile at Facebook's Publisher HQ.
Hobby Lobby Challenge
@_KelseyMaggart recently posed for a photo shoot in front of some flowers. Nothing unusual about that, right? Well, the photos were actually shot at Hobby Lobby. Now, other Twitter users are trying their hand at the #hobbylobbychallenge. Give it a go!
But remember: If you break it, you buy it.
But remember: If you break it, you buy it.
Twitter Goes Live (With Local News)
In a time where more people get their news from social media than any other medium, Twitter plans to capitalize. It’s announced that it will live stream local broadcasts during breaking news events. This announcement comes (suspiciously) not long after Facebook announced a section dedicated to local news on its app. Hmm…
- Twitter.
- Twitter.
Have a sweet National Gumdrop Day from all of us here at Truly Social!
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