toiletface slacks off and makes the news: your daily distraction... you're welcome

In an awkward and embarrassing turn of events, Facebook seems to be backing down from the news business. Since 2013, the platform had pushed out the idea that it was the first place to get news. We’re guessing that didn’t work out. On the plus side, at least you can filter out spoilers for your favourite show, now.

When @Craig Silverman’s 7-year-old son changed his Netflix profile name to Toiletface, you’d assume that’s where the hilarity would end. NOPE! Netflix’s Twitter account helpfully recommended The Human Centipede, obviously…

So, Slack went down yesterday. As we were busy putting out the fires, boarding up the doors, and arming ourselves, we also took a look at Twitter. It seems that we weren’t the only Slack users to descend into total anarchy. You’d hear our laughter from home if it wasn’t for the screaming and the sirens.

This helpful little article gives you a rundown of all of the announcements from VidCon. It makes us feel awful for missing out. So if we’re feeling the FOMO, we’re dragging you down with us. Enjoy! Also, when asked about Facebook Watch, the Gen Z audience replied: “What’s that?” We couldn’t have put it better ourselves.