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"The Q Affaire" Newsletter ~ The #a858 Edition

Q: When is a phone more than a phone?
A: When it’s a puzzle, 2

Q Recruits, from the Tent
#a858 on the phone - Recruiting HQ
#a858 on the phone - Recruiting HQ
Q’s always on his phone, up to something, and you’d think he’d have been happy enough, posting away for me, about the book, now that he’s been promoted from Tea Intern (Q insists he’s a “Tea Operative”, but whatever). No, tho’, that’s not enough to keep him out of mischief, and he’s back recruiting boymen, down on the boards, and little boys too, for his Stoneage troll farm, not so cleverly disguised as a puzzle. I told him. I said, Q, you start this nonsense up again, with your rubbishy recycled bits of things the magpies dropped in the bushes, I’ll be pulling out your tentpoles, and you can go pitch your droopy tent in some other kindhearted fool’s garden. I’m not helping you train little boys how to steal real men’s identities, before they’ve even got their first girlfriend. Maybe they have some chance of meeting a nice girl, if they don’t hang out with you, and become trolls, but I know I don’t want them doing what you did, “borrow” a decent man’s identity, to chat up a decent woman, then threaten her with an army of trolls, when she finds out what a sad little boy you are.
He wasn’t happy; but he sees me as a mother figure (I know, it’s complicated), so he looked suitable chastised, with tears welling up in his likkle eyes, at the thought of being tent-pegless, and having to make his way down the river of no return, to camp in someone else’s mommie’s garden. Kids. Whattaya gonna do? He’s out in the tent, sulking, with a big pile of “Punisher” comics, from the Stoneage, to keep him happy. They’ve even got puzzles in the back, which should keep him going tonight, when he’s no internet to post on the boards from.
The Q Affaire
@donnaemerald8 @guymorrisbooks Don't thank me too much. I'll be quite busy trying to entice more people into my Stoneage puzzle, as well, so I can use the address for all sorts of things. Well, I don't have to tell you, but only some of them involve other people's puzzles, and books. https://t.co/foVwGZ9x9P
Donna Emerald
@TheQAffaire @guymorrisbooks Start that nonsense while in my back garden, your tent pegs are comin' up, and you are gonna have to swim down the river to safety, bud. https://t.co/F9MGLscc9J
He wasn’t happy; but he sees me as a mother figure (I know, it’s complicated), so he looked suitable chastised, with tears welling up in his likkle eyes, at the thought of being tent-pegless, and having to make his way down the river of no return, to camp in someone else’s mommie’s garden. Kids. Whattaya gonna do? He’s out in the tent, sulking, with a big pile of “Punisher” comics, from the Stoneage, to keep him happy. They’ve even got puzzles in the back, which should keep him going tonight, when he’s no internet to post on the boards from. I shall be keeping an eye on my “Tea Operative”, as I don’t trust him in business ventures, if he’s not grown up enough to behave himself. Shame. He’s actually a pretty good secretary (sips tea). Maybe there’s hope for him, He tore off one of the incriminating puzzle posts, and ate it, to destroy the evidence, and I helpfully tore out the other puzzle page, so he wouldn’t choke on the rest. I also had to give him THE LOOK. It ain’t easy, being an employer and a mommie, to Q. When he’s finished his comics, I may eventually return his phone, but only if he’s a good boy.
The Q Affaire
@DonnaEmerald1 @donnaemerald8 Careful Donna. We don't want to spoil the ending for them. Suspense is the key. https://t.co/wKQue0qoQO
answercorrectly on Twitter: "Question please why Mr #SGT have you not dropped #janon admitting who was #a858 and the other piece about who is #qanon. Asking since it was on you blog (big fan) and the topic seems to be #Trending lately and is that Janon's 4chan handle (no need to answer)… https://t.co/khvi9v93Q5"
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