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"The Q Affaire" Newsletter ~ PaniQ Camping! #6

Poor Q. His nerves are shattered! Find out why.

A Shattered Man in Pane!
The Q Affaire on Twitter: "(continues packing bugout bag, cursing, despite not finding headache tablets). No clean undiewurs. Darn (rifles through Donna's selection, stuffing gayest coloured ones in bag, then departs swiftly, hitting the ground running)… https://t.co/NlXNRnGbnM"
What has paniQed Q so badly, this week? We knew there was a jam-packed-to-bursting Highly-Confidential, Top-Level-Clearance-eyeballs-only, im'por'an’ file, permanently held by Intelligent Agencies, regarding Q’s shattered nerves, from all those high-tension undercover ops he’s done, but his nerves are even worse than usual this week, since discovering Donna’s linked up her blog posts to her Goodreads profile. This means even more Good folks can get the latest scoops, as they hit the blog presses. It sets his nerves off, badly, when he sees a certain letter there. It’s not PSTD, but close.
Donna Emerald (Author of The Q Affaire)
That last Tweet will explain all, about why he is camping out in Donna’s garden currently, and why she’s running out of silky undiewurs and T-shirts rapidly. It also explains why Mme. Soss. was frozen altogether, with the wind whipping around her, from the broken window, as she popped into Donna’s gaff, via the magic closet, to do a cult meeting, followed up by a fun round of Tarot readings. The window’s magically restored now, and Mme. Soss even managed to persuade Q into the house, to shill for her cult, during the stream, tempting him in from the garden with the offer of free food from my fridge, and he did something weird with time, on stepping inside; turning future to past, I think he called it, which meant a glazier didn’t have to be involved at all, luckily. They spend far too much time chatting and scheming on that darn Q phone, that pair, if you ask me, but at least they managed to put things back as they found them. Except, obviously, the food in the fridge, and the undiewurs. Still mystified? All will become clearer, in this week’s Podcast. There are (Y)eats, too.
Don't miss Donna's next literary livestream, May 17th, when we'll be celebrating Q's fave no. with guests. Mme. Soss. will be shilling for silver, with Q, on Facebook, tomorrow.
Don't miss Donna's next literary livestream, May 17th, when we'll be celebrating Q's fave no. with guests. Mme. Soss. will be shilling for silver, with Q, on Facebook, tomorrow.
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