This past week we hosted the biannual Tars pizza party, and as with all Tars events, it didn’t take long for this one to devolve into chaos.
As you might have guessed, the epicentre of the pandemonium was none other than Vinit from the Tars tech team. This time, he had a literal breakdown when an intern made the mistake of offering him a slice of Pizza that did NOT have pineapples on it.
The vast majority of us at Tars are sane individuals who recognise that pineapple on pizza is an affront to basic decency, but Vinit… well…let’s just say he “likes” pineapples.
His breakdown took on three distinct stages. First came sadness. He wailed really loudly about the tragedy of the situation.
Next came anger. He pulled out his ray gun and melted the intern in question into a puddle.