I was wading through some mean traffic in Sun City, Arizona when my car started making a weird noise. Smoke started billowing out of the bonnet and I came to a grinding halt.
I got out of the car to check the issue and on opening the bonnet, you will never believe what I saw!
A colony of ultra-intelligent squirrels had decided to host a frickin barbeque on my engine.
At first, I was perplexed. Squirrels? A barbeque? What meat do squirrels eat?! Then it dawned on me. I was probably suffering from carbon monoxide hallucinations because my car is a piece of shit.
Anyways, I spoke to the potentially hypothetical vermin and it turns out they were perfectly nice rodents! One even informed me that my car’s oil needed changing.
I googled an oil change shop close by and believe it or not the first link dropped me right into a PPC chatbot! The experience was so engaging that I personally felt 50% more likely to convert. Check it out: