Lawyers. Who are they? Where did they come from? How did they get here? And what is their conversion rate? These are the questions that the Tars team came up with in our most recent brainstorm session last week.
After a 6 hour long, debate in which glasses were broken, tears were shed, and blood was spilled, we decided that the best course of action to find definitive answers to these questions, was to form an investigatory panel consisting of myself, Arnav from the marketing team, and Vinit from the Tars tech team to take a closer look.
Our findings have been bleak. We are 62% certain that lawyers are in fact an invading species of giant lizard people masquerading as humans in a ploy to take over the world and enslave humanity.
More troubling however, we have found that many law firms are sometimes paying $246 per click to send their unsuspecting prospects to some mediocre AF landing pages.