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people complete your sentences. I personally hate it. Which is why I found it extremely disconcerting
Don't you hate it when...
By Ish from Tars • Issue #12 • View online
people complete your sentences.
I personally hate it.
Which is why I found it extremely disconcerting when I opened up a bot the other day and found it completing my sentences.

The Russians were surely behind this. After all who else could have the technical expertise to crack our military grade tech? 
The deeper I dug, the murkier it got. One thing led to another and I found myself in a room with Jared Kushner, Donald Trump Jr., British music publicist Rob Goldstone, a Russian lawyer (who might have been from the government) and a few more people.
When I first entered the room there was pin drop silence. Judging by the people in the room, I figured we were all there to discuss adoption.
When I broached the topic, I was hushed by the room. They were clearly waiting for someone. An hour of pin drop silence passed by and then he finally materialised.
You will never guess who it was…
It was Vinit, from the Tars tech team.
The meeting had been convened to discuss TARS’ new Auto-Suggestion UI feature.
It all made sense now. The senate hearings, the collusion, Hillary Clinton, James Comey. They were all part of a giant conspiracy to create a autosuggestion feature in TARS to piss me off.
What did I do with this new found information?
I created a help doc on how you too can use the autosuggestion UI feature in your bots. Here it is :
And here is a bot where you can check out this new feature - 
But keep your eyes peeled, I am sending this over to the New York Times, Washington Post etc.
Stay Vigilant!
Ish
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