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5 Chatbot Templates That Help You Start a Dog Shampoo Business🐕

Ok picture this💭 You and your friends just created a revolutionary new dog shampoo that literally ban
5 Chatbot Templates That Help You Start a Dog Shampoo Business🐕
By Ish from Tars • Issue #139 • View online
Ok picture this💭
You and your friends just created a revolutionary new dog shampoo that literally banishes fleas💥 to an alternate dimension, and you want to start selling it FAST💨
How do you go about doing it?
We collected five handy chatbots🤖 that could help you along the way👇

Setting-up A Business In 5 Chatbots or Less🤖
The first few steps of starting a business are actually kinda boring😴
Before you can revolutionize the dog grooming industry, you have to deal with some good old fashioned bureaucracy📄📄📄 and make your business official👨‍💼
Thankfully for you, this chatbot has you covered👍
Send it a few messages, pay a small fee and it’ll incorporate Flea Anhiliators LLC in no time!⌚
Unfortunately for you, the boring stuff doesn’t end there😅
To mint that sweet, sweet dog shampoo dough🍞, your company needs a bank account to make and accept payments💰
Rather than physically going into a bank branch🚶 (because it’s 2019 and we don’t do things IRL anymore😎), you can chat with an automated bank teller like this one to get a bank account setup✅
Step 3: Finding A Workspace🔨
Now that you have an official business that can accept payments it’s finally time to make your product!👩‍🔬
To do that, you need a workspace🏢
A lot of early stage companies opt for a co-working option because it gets rid of the hassle of setting up wifi🌐, a coffee machine☕, furniture 🛋️etc.
This chatbot helps you find a managed co-working space that matches your unique requirements of an on-tap craft brews🍻 and an industrial shampoo production facility🏭
Alright now it’s time for the fun stuff😁
The first batch of shampoo has been produced📦 and you’ve almost completely drained your savings account💸 to pay for the rent and raw materials💸
Now you need to get your first customer😎
After setting up highly-optimized Google, Facebook and even Linkedin ad campaigns (targeted at new dog groomers in the greater LA-OC area), you gotta convince someone to give you their contact details📞 so that you can schedule a shampoo demo for them💃
This chatbot is a great example of how you can create an engaging lead gen experience that will bring that first shampoo demo through the door🚪
So you got your first customer and they’ve been using your kickass shampoo to aid you in your war against fleas⚔️
But you can’t rest on your laurels just yet😤
Since you’ve started your business at least 5 other companies have started selling similar shampoo and the market is heating up🔥
You want to stay ahead of the competition so you need to figure out what your customers want and use that feedback to innovate💡
This chatbot is a great example of how you can collect the necessary survey data to improve your service and consolidate your position as the King/Queen of Interdimensional Flea Transportation👑
And that’s pretty much it…
The feedback rolls in📄📄📄
You launch shampoo v2🧴🧴
It banishes fleas into an alternate dimension, just like v1 did, but this time it comes in three new scents: pine🌲, bacon grease🥓 and rhubarb pie🥧
In the span of just five chatbots you’ve setup a successful dog shampoo business!🤵
If you think we should have added any other chatbots to this list, let us know by replying to this email📧
If you want us to turn your chatbot into a template, send the details by carrier pigeon🕊to our chatbot template office in Irkutsk, Russia.
jk jk, reply to this email with a link to your landing page (our Irkutsk facility is being fumigated).
Cheers,
Ish
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