Big news! Jon Stewart has finally joined Twitter. He joined a few days ago and already has over a million followers. He’s following just one: Arby’s.
I don’t know. I don’t know anything. I don’t know why he joined, I don’t know why he waited so long to join, I don’t know why Arby’s.
But speaking of Arby’s, does anyone else remember watching the Arby’s crew slice thin pieces of wonderful pink prime beef off of a huge cone just feet away from our smacking lips? Now it’s just lunch meat coming from who knows where.