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My Apple Watch broke. The face just sort of fell off. There was a thing online that said if it was du
 

Pop Loser

April 27 · Issue #105 · View online
A newsletter of innumerable confusions and a profound feeling of despair collected and written by @poploser.

My Apple Watch broke. The face just sort of fell off. There was a thing online that said if it was due to a swollen battery Apple would fix it for free. So, I got into a chat with Apple and they scheduled me to go into the store and see a Genius. The Genius spent a long time looking at the inside of my watch and a long time looking at a photo of the inside of a watch. Then he asked another Genius to look at the inside of my watch and the photo of the inside of a watch. Ultimately, the Genii decided it would cost me $250 to fix my not-even-three-years-old $700 watch that fell apart for no discernible reason. 
To make a long story story short, I am now the proud owner of a $40 Timex Weekender. It’s a great watch. It has “Indiglo.” 
My wife: “If you spend $700 on a watch, you should be leaving it to your kids when you die.” My kids love the Indiglo feature on my new Timex a lot, so I’m thinking of buying them all their own, which would cost less than fixing the faulty face on my Apple Watch. 
There’s probably a lesson in there somewhere. 

Note: There has been a 35% subscriber surge since the last issue of Pop Loser. I don’t know where you all came from, but I apologize in advance for the disappointment you’re going to feel very, very soon. 

CONFUSIONS
Flickr Has Been Sold After 13 Years at Yahoo. Can It Be Relevant Again?
Disneyflix Is Coming. And Netflix Should Be Scared
OLPC's $100 Laptop Was Going to Change the World — Then It All Went Wrong
An Apology for the Internet — From the People Who Built It
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I'm so sick of writing about Facebook
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Bloomberg Is the Latest News Company Planning to Make Its Readers Pay
Why It’s as Hard to Escape an Echo Chamber as It Is to Flee a Cult
The Wine That’s Designed for Chugging at Coachella
If You Want Twee (You Got It)
🤖 A robot (sort of) built an Ikea chair. 
⚱️ Art Bell died. 
🎥 Trailer for Design Canada
👾 Multiplayer Minesweeper
🖼 The Museum of Websites
📱 Phone Detox
🎸 Prince annotated. 

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“2001: A Space Odyssey”: What It Means, and How It Was Made
The Teens Who Hacked Microsoft's Xbox Empire—And Went Too Far
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