Verdict: INNOCENT! He’s a nice guy, and a leading moral authority: years later, the internet atoned
for the effects of their mockery on Rebecca Black’s mental health, and celebrated “Friday” as a classic bop. If only we’d listened to Stine back then, we might’ve sped up the process.
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