Goodness. What with the apparently constant orgasms, I don’t know how the fine people of Cumming get anything else done.
I assume I’ve disgusted you enough for one Friday, so here I shall take my leave. Hit me back with any comments, complaints, threats or marriage proposals you may have, and if you want to shell out $3 a month for this curated garbage, the link is at the bottom of the email.
See you again soon, and please enjoy the intrusive thoughts you’ll have after reading this exchange: