Sure, you could just accept that “rock” is a thing — the very thing our planet is made of, I dare say — but where’s the fun in that? Far more satisfying to invoke the Freemasons.
Wait. If the Freemasons trace back to the guilds of medieval stonemasons, and those guys didn’t want people to find out that they were cutting the ruins of ancient buildings instead of natural rock… well that would mean… holy shit, Rebekah is right.
Alas, as the Facebook page grows, there is more dissent and disruption. At least one member is trolling the rest with computer-generated images
, there’s a pinned admin post warning against speculation that mountains are “gargantuan lizards” or “alien carved underworlds,” and the group is continually at odds
group which claims that mountains are, in fact, the petrified wood left by old, enormous trees.