Damn, this family really went for the “Democrat But Hates Mexicans” edit on the ol’ kindness-and-rainbows lawn sign. I never trusted a household with one of these things out front — a little performative, as we know — but when you’re crossing items off, why even bother? Buy a lifted truck and fly your thin blue line flag. At least you’re probably vaccinated. Right??
Thanks, meanwhile, to Elizabeth, friend of the newsletter, who spotted this superior lawn decoration at what looks to be a way nicer house.