Mission accomplished. But for real, Pfizer pfriends, I hope you are staying healthy. And if you want to switch to Moderna on the third dose
, we support you. As long as there’s a public apology.
Time for me to log the hell off, yeah? As always, reply with literally anything that pops into your head. Last week, someone asked for a recording of my voice so that they’d know exactly how to read the tone of this newsletter, which is the mindset I love in an audience: crazed. Should you find yourself that obsessed, the link to tip me $3 a month is at the bottom of this email.
Until next time, stay cool, and the blessings of Jackie Chan be upon you.