It’s times like these that make me pretty happy no one ever invited me to a party in high school.
Dating outside NYC: “I’m not sure if I’m ready for you to meet my parents.” NYC dating: “I’m not sure if I’m ready for you to meet my doorman.”
Wellness people are “healthy” the way comedians are “happy.”
When it comes to astrological signs, Capricorn is the GOAT.
Are you fighting with someone online? Congratulations, you’ve helped venture capitalists figure out how to monetize rage and anger. That’s sure to end well for society!