Apr 1, 2019

The Blogsmith Has Been Acquired by Dr. Ian Malcolm | The Blogsmith #92

By Maddy Osman • Issue #92 • View online

Dear Listies,

I know this isn’t when you usually expect to get emails from me, but I have some big news to share with you.

As an entrepreneur with seemingly limitless ideas, I’ve decided to step down as the face behind The Blogsmith to spend time launching a new company. Over the past few months, I’ve been working on a big acquisition deal and I’ve finally been granted the green light to share the details.

So who’s the new owner?

Why, none other than Dr. Ian Malcom, everyone’s favorite character in Jurassic Park.

April Fools! Fictional characters can’t acquire nonfictional companies.

But you know who can? The actors who play them. Allow me to pass the torch for the rest of this email with a personal note from The Blogsmith’s new owner.

xoxo,

Maddy Osman, The Blogsmith

Hello,

My name is Jeff Goldblum and I’m excited to announce my new role, quite unlike any others I’ve had before.

Before you start worrying about my ability to create content to the same standards as your previous Blogsmith, Maddy Osman, don’t. I’m an established content creator in my own right, with over 100 acting credits to my name.

Of course, my productions are a little more involved than the average Blogsmith retainer agreement. I work well on teams, so long as they are the best.

Needless to say, if you have a contract in place, it will be honored until the end of 2020, at which point you’ll receive a rate hike to help me maintain my $40 million net worth.

If you’re a current client, my assistant will be in touch to schedule an onboarding call in between my busy filming schedule.

I’m excited to chat with you about how we can work together to create new types of content (perhaps featuring the acting talents of yours truly), like this commercial I filmed for GE: