(on international debut, in mid pitch conference, whispering with crazed intensity)
What you’re telling me is that when Steyn delivers that ball, I’ll have a fraction of a second (snaps fingers to demonstrate) to calculate its trajectory, assess its threat level and put into motion our counter-plan?
(he turns and looks around at the umpires, grinning like a maniac, before turning back to his partner)
That’s what you’re telling me?
Well, okay then. Let’s do it.
(cut to opening credits as theme music plays)
Samuel L Jackson