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Issue #29: Tall, Dark, and Unrepugnant


Jeff Howardz | facts of my existence

July 16 · Issue #29 · View online

Weekly digest of things I find interesting, useful, funny, thought provoking or absurd... mixed with some wise ass short observations of my own.

“In the morning, – solitude; … that nature may speak to the imagination, as she does never in company.”
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Winter is Coming
If you’re just crawling out from under your rock, the 7th season of Game of Thrones debuts tonight on HBO. Here is a link to an interesting chart:
Maybe Khaleesi will finally find her way back to Westeros this season. I’m ready for some Dragon ass kicking.
100 Best Movie Props of All Time
I am partial to the Leg Lamp and the Wonderboy bat from The Natural but I am a little miffed that they left out the pipe John Larroquette kicked in Stripes.
Why am I here?
This is a thought from Austin Kleon - not me for the record…
I often think of my favorite line from Groundhog Day:
“What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?”
How you answer that question is your art.
This is Merica damnit
Nothing Finer than a One Liner
  • My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” I said, “no it doesn’t.”
  • So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world.
  • I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
  • My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said, “40.”
May you make your dent in the universe sooner rather than later,
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