Dogecoin’s software got an update this week with the release of Dogecoin Core 1.14.6
. The update makes the Doge network more secure and efficient. Elon celebrated the release of 1.14.6 by tweeting “Upgrades!”
A Delaware judge expedited Twitter’s trial against Elon, which is set to happen in October
Jim Cramer got into a war of words with the GME/AMC Apes, rattling off a series of bellicose tweets
directed toward “Stonkers”.
He also called Elon’s defense in the Twitter trial “frivolous”
“there will be no Armageddon.”
Billionaire philanthropist Bill Pulte tweeted
“There is nothing they can do to stop GameStop” and “MOASS. SOON.”
Boring company added 7-day passes
for its Vegas Loop, payable in Doge.
Billy Markus tweeted
, “if you could upload your brain to the cloud, and talk to a virtual version of yourself, would you be buddies?” Elon responded
, “Already did it.” At this point, it’s reasonable to wonder which/how many Twitter accounts are bots modeled on Elon’s consciousness.
The Wall Street Journal was roasted on Twitter for publishing a fake hit piece
claim that 3 Arrows Capital founders Su Zhu and Kyle Davies were detained in Dubai while boarding a private jet to Switzerland. Three former Coinbase employees were charged with insider trading
by the DOJ and SEC.
Shirtless pics of Elon partying in Mykonos circulated on social media, garnering much attention. He tweeted
that the attention was motivation to work out, eat well, and get more sun. He also tweeted to “free the nip.”
Elon liked a borderline
nip pic from Grimes with the text, “Enemies with benefits.”
Unusual Whales created the “Tendies Index”
to track the price of chicken, flour, and eggs. The Index recently hit a new all-time high.
Mattel signed a multi-year deal with SpaceX to launch a line of toys
. Starlink is now available in 36 countries
. Elon liked
Billy’s tweet calling the Internet “a fundamental right.”
Details keep trickling out
about JP Morgan’s manipulation of the precious metals market during a fraud trial of three former JPM traders. Asset management firm Blackrock reported $1.7 trillion loss
for the first half of 2022, the largest sum ever lost by a firm in a six-month period.
Tensions between the pro-globalization West and multi-polar BRICS coalition continue to rise. US Treasury Secretary Yellen warned of severe penalties
on countries who disrupt the economic order. Putin visited Iran and posed for photos holding hands
with Turkish President Erdogan and Iranian President Raisi. Reports emerged of a new global reserve currency
among BRICS nations, while Ukraine devalued
its currency by 25% against dollar. The Russian embassy was reportedly suspended from Twitter
for accusing the US of violating the Biological Weapons Convention.