BEWARE! Out of an abundance of caution, I carefully LOOKED at my spooky haul of deliciously dangerous red books only to discover that someone has laced them with refined-sugar logo-emblazoned corporate branding in the shape of innocent children’s seasonal treats!
All in all, however, on the bright side, it’s not silverfish! But I’d be much more happy if it were Swedish fish.
I’m sure you’ll recognize some of those dangerous candy red books, but especially watch out for The House on Pooh Corner. It’s the most deliciously evil of the lot! Er, pot. Honey pot. It’s sweet, I mean. And so devilishly irresistible. Help I’m stuck in the hole and can’t get out, Piglet.
