I haven’t hit F5 this many times since LeBron was a free agent in 2018. This sucks. I just want to buy a PlayStation 5. I’ve tried every store. Every website. I woke up at 7am to sit in front of my local Target this morning. No one will sell me a PlayStation 5.
I have Five Hundred hard earned dollars right here in my bank account that need a home, in Sony’s pocket.
I fucking dare Sony to sell me a PlayStation. If they don’t sell me one, I’m going to tell everyone that “Nintendoes what Sony won’t.” I’m gonna put it on Twitter. It would be easier for me to rent an airplane with a banner that says “PlayStation 5? More like NayStation Hive!!” than it would be to buy a PlayStation right now.
I’m so mad.