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Drew's Letter

December 8 · Issue #76 · View online

The latest things I've dug into including books, quotes, songs, gadgets and other things I've found interesting.


Boa tarde! 🇧🇷
Happy Tuesday, all :)
It is with nervcitedness that merch has arrived (by request!) Some have already sold. If you celebrate Christmas or other holidays or just want an eccentric tshirt with the above logo, get it while the gettin’s good! The first production run is afoot. The shirts are made in 🇺🇸 by a trusted acquaintance of mine. Hit me up, let me know what size, how many, where you want it sent, and we will get this squared away. 👕 Anonymous sources at the Pentagon say that these will sell for a Bitcoin at Sotheby’s in 2045. 🤑
Relax(ator)-this is a device you may have seen in one of my Instagram videos. I’m still in the amidst my breathwork journey, and am currently retraining myself how to breathe while reshaping my face. Yes, I’m literally changing my bone structure, years after puberty (with other devices). Don’t worry, a surgeon isn’t going to cut me and my teenage potty humor may remain. The relaxator facilitates diaphragmatic breathing, and has been a game changer for me. I don’t get any compensation for the recommendation. In order to make using it a habit, I combine it with other activities, like driving or sauna time. It doesn’t take additional time out of my day and is simple enough to do concurrently. 💨
If you’re a mouth breather, allergy prone, snore, high performance junkie, have sleep apnea, or want help, I’m here for you. I’ve spent thousands and years on widgets, drugs, trackers, and doctors and am committing to sharing everything I’ve learned, as breath is life. I’m sympathetic and parasympathetic to the cause. 😜
Fun fact about breathing- from the book, Conscious Breathing by Anders Olsson- respiration means reconnection to spirit. 🝇
Sunscreen- at some point marketers began shilling the dookie that the sun is the enemy. Yes, that giant thing that facilitates all life on our planet. While sunburn is real, the sun is our friend. I recently made my own sun lotion with much less chemicals than any I found in stores. Its a trade secret but I’m willing to share it with y'all if you ask politely. ☀️
Be well,
Drew
PS- breathwork can fix or help damn near every health issue, as it increases the body’s ability to heal itself. It’s magical. 🎩 You may not have heard of it because its tough for megacorps to monetize but that doesn’t decrease its efficacy. 🤷‍♀️

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