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“The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn.” — Nobu Matsuhisa
“Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough.”
“Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.” ― Mitch Hedberg
“When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I get mean!” — Garfield (Jim Davis)
“You cannot make everybody happy, you are not a taco.”
“My childhood favorite is mum's shepherd's pie [...] It's because of her that I discovered my love for cooking.” — Gordon Ramsay
"Gnocchi" is pronounced "gnocchi" and not "gnocchi".
“Just 'cause you pour syrup on something doesn't make it pancakes.” — Samuel L. Jackson
Ramen: A gourmet meal for college students and others oppressed by debt.
“When life gives you lemons, add vodka.”
“Cheap generals are like cheap enchiladas: you end up paying for it on the backend.” — General Mark Naird (Space Force)
“I don't have a pet, but I dream of someday getting a pug dog whom I will name Croque Monsieur so that I may alternate between calling him Croque, Monsieur or his full name: Croque Monsieur. I'll more than likely only use his first and last name most often wh…
“Finally my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.”
“I want this risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.” — John Green
“We all need to make time for a burger once in a while.” — Erica Durance
“Chicken is a bird. Butter chicken is a way of life” — Addhyan Malhotra
“Okonomy means favorite. And Yaki means fried. So it is your favorite things—fried.” ― Yoshio Saito
“When a pasta is ready, we need to hear the sounds of sex.” — Simone Remoli
“The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.” — Calvin Trillin
Poké is pronounced (poh-KAY) and rhymes with okay.