What’s up? How are you doing? Gege! I’m literally dancing on my chair as I’m writing this. I’m excited!
I was supposed to write something else but this topic came to mind in the middle of the night. Then, as I began to process the mischief my writing would uncover, I started scrimminggg - internally o, before them neighbors would start passing glances.
Anyway, like you already know, I always come through with my promises. This newsletter is not touching anything serious, but it’s not cruise eitherways as we’re still gonna learn a ton while keeping it tech related.
Drumroll please! 🥁🥁
On today’s episode of the newsletter, we’re going to talk about (inserts dramatic silence) Single people in tech! Tada!🥳🥳
Let’s get into it.
So, we’re already in Q3, before you start thinking about work, let me say it in layman’s English, we have already spent half of the year and breaking news: YOU ARE STILL SINGLE!
Just take a good look at yourself. Tell me, how do you see yourself? As fine as you are, at your age and marital status, upon all the ‘tech bros are hoes’, ‘tech sis are?’, ordinary cutlass you no get.
Your mates are waxing award-winning albums, but as the alte singer wey you be na, izz only singles you are dropping. 😑
PS: If you are in a relationship, disregard all I just said and move on with the rest of the newsletter. Thanks.😒
Anyway, before you start thinking I’m wicked, I’m actually here to help you out.
Deep down, I’m sure you know I’m not a wicked person, so, this is what I’ve decided to do.
In this newsletter, I’ve compiled my top 5 instances where tech bros and sis have been the beneficiaries of intentional partners.
So, if you have a crush that you would want to make a move on, or if you want to surprise your partner, here are 5 acts you can borrow a leaf from, because these things definitely wowed all of us.
If you never blow to do any of these things, you can just read and remain tensioned 🙏🙏.