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Village People Exist In Tech
Hello guys. How are you doing? So a lot has happened between our last newsletter and now. Tech Twitter has been in a state of consistent violence. From #horriblebosses to any and everyone collecting vawulence anyhow, it’s been a wild ride. 💀Anyway, we’re not …
Holiday Isonu
Hi guys! How are you doing? I’ve missed you guys small 😜Anyway, happy belated International Women’s Day to all the women in the world. I’m saying this to all kinds of women: the short ones amongst us, the ones famed for their kindness: our Igbo sistas, women …
Flowers, I Have None.
Hello {{first_name}}!What I do have for you my dear Consonancer is this newsletter for your singular self. If you're in a relationship, doxology. I thank God for your life. As far as this newsletter is concerned you are single. Abi are you cheating on me with…
Wahaleur for who no dey Paystack.
Hello{{first_name}}How are you? How's family?I had a totally different title prepared, but life happens. 🤧Anyway, we are delving into yet another hot topic.
January Don Finish O!
Hello people.How are you doing? Like play, like play January is ending today, despite the anticipated delay.Wait.... can you feel the wordplay? As I’m taking this the rhyme way? (Omo, I dey burst my own brain!💥😩)The 104 days are finally over and it's time to …
I Wanna Be Like You When I Grow Up😥
Hello dear. How are you doing?It’s another day, another opportunity to, well… write to my Consonance people.Back Story: I’m wrapping up this piece literally the night before TechPoint Build. I’m in a cool place and I’ve met a lot of Consonance fans here. Omo,…
Comrade, SAPA don catch you? - Issue #25
Hey…wozzop?How are you? How is family?So, today we’re starting off with a conspiracy theory that I have. Actually, when I first started writing this, I was going to start with that, but o tun ti ze o! Let's address the ade ori okin in the room. They’ve finall…
Peru, Para - Issue #24
Heyyyyy 👻👻(Brings out my ze Bluetooth de wise is readyy to pearl)Won ni won wa mi, won ni won wa mi..I’m in San Francisco jamming….I know. I know. I know you’ve been looking for me. I’ve gotten a few messages, seen a few posts like this one..asking about me (…
Swimming in the Atlantic Ocean - Issue #23
Hey, no judgment, if you can’t swim. Here’s a disclaimer: I’ve not swum in 10 years.No, I didn’t almost drown and I'm not traumatised by anything. I’ve just not swum in almost a decade. End ofAnyway, if you can't tell by the title, we will not be discussing a…
What’s In A Surname? - Issue #22
Hey. How are you? Did you miss me last week?I was on a 6 months anniversary break, but I'm back now baby! 👻I wonder if the topic of this newsletter puzzled you or left you intrigued?But think about it though. What’s in a surname? Prestige? Fame? Money? Legacy…
Precious From Consonance Says Hi. - Issue #21
Hey, how are you doing? Has it been raining on your side?Omo, rain beat shege and bastid on me the other day o. 😭We thank the universe for small mercies like duvets and ogbono soup with amala.🥺Anyway, today we're rounding up on no code tools, but I need to sa…
Laburu Is Coming! - Issue #20
Hey. What’s up? I hope you’re good because I’ve missed you🤧.Just in case you didn’t know, King of Boys 2 is gonna be out before the end of the week! 🤺And speaking of KOB, what happened on Tuesday with the freezing of the accounts of some FINTECHs, is quite si…
The Business of Design - Issue #19
Hi. What's up with you? I have to check on my day ones now because I've been hearing many people saying that they have malaria.Malaria wey you no fit taste or smell, e fit don pass malaria o.💀Chinua Achebe once said "When an handshake extends beyond the elbow…
Why you Dey Disguise - Issue #18
Hello there!What’s up na? Shey you’re good?Last week we talked about the different kinds of graphics design but this week, I’m choosing violenzzz. 😌Yesss! Because I’m going to do some design discrimination and inequality today by only talking about one type o…
God Is a Designer - Issue #17
Hello there!Festoffost, let me start with an apology. If you don’t believe in God, e ma binu. I don put that topic sha, you no go vex. Now, that we have that out of the way, can we hear a round of applause for the designers amongst us? 👏So, in the next newsle…
Between Muhammed Ali and Mike Tyson: Devs vs. Designers. - Issue #16
Hi there!How are you doing? Happy Eid el Mubarak to all Muslim Consonance members! So, the sun is up and the ram-a-dan, comman gimme meat. Tenks.I know some of you are already saying "corny joke, it’s not even Ramadan." Na una sabi.🙄 I sha want to eat meat. S…
Intensions, Tensions and Intentional Men. - Issue #15
Hi there!What’s up? How are you doing? Gege! I’m literally dancing on my chair as I’m writing this. I’m excited!I was supposed to write something else but this topic came to mind in the middle of the night. Then, as I began to process the mischief my writing …
Looking for Frank Sinatra in Obalende - Issue #14
Hi. What’s up?Just imagine that I’m writing this from a crusty room in Obalende. I’m looking at my laptop screen and wondering for the 50th time, why we’re not doing another newsletter on something other than developers yet. Like an interview about crazy work…
O Payan, O Pefon, Otapiapia! - Issue #13
If you're not Yoruba, I really apologize for the title of this newsletter..but there's a routine to my craziness and you'll understand me pretty soon.Today, the disco light is shining on full-stack developers, and for good reason. We've been talking about fro…
Dorime, In Tere, In Tere, Aminu. - Issue #12
HelloSee, stop laughing. First off, finding a good topic is not easy. Number 2, I can’t spell that thing but you get the drift. Number 3, this is the last part in the series about backend development. We’re doing the dorime to usher them (temporarily) out of …