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Emanu-News 2022-04-21 בְּשׂוֹרוֹת עִמָּנוּ

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Emanu-News 2022-04-21 בְּשׂוֹרוֹת עִמָּנוּ
By Congregation Emanu-El • Issue #522 • View online
Weekly news from Congregation Emanu-El, Victoria, B.C.

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Emanu-El News
Changes to COVID-19 policy for Religious Services
Yom HaShoah Commemoration Event: “Personal Stories of Remembrance and Repair”
MEN OVERBOARD – Upcoming Bema Production
Photo Contest, Naturally
This week's selection.
This week's selection.
Shabbat 22 Nisan, 5782
The Week Ahead
  • Thursday April 21, 7:00am: Thursday morning minyan (in person only)
  • Friday April 22, 10:00am: Pesach Day 7 Service (No Zoom)
  • Saturday April 23, 10:00am: Shabbat Pesach Day 8 Yizkor (Connect)
  • Monday April 25, 7:00pm: Play Club reads The Breathing Hole
  • Tuesday April 26, 7:00pm: Tanakh Shiur (Register)
  • Wednesday April 27, 7:00pm: CEE Board Meets
  • Thursday April 28, 7:00am: Thursday morning minyan (in person only)
  • Thursday April 28, 7:00pm: Play Club discusses The Breathing Hole
View the full calendar on the web (mobile-friendly view). See above for Zoom links to events offered virtually.
ICYMI (In Case You Missed It)
Pesaḥ 2022 Koleinu edition
Mazel Tov to Ben Levinson!
In Other News
International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination
Hebrew Q&A
What is “God is the greatest” in Hebrew?
NTDWBJ*
*Nothing To Do With Being Jewish
*Nothing To Do With Being Jewish
Community Connections
CC#1- Student needs accommodation
My Calgary granddaughter will be attending Camosun College in the fall and needs a new place to live. She is a gentle quiet girl who is very connected to her Jewish heritage. If you have a suite to rent please let me know. - Ann Zanbilowicz
Respond to CC#1 (your email will be forwarded to the contact person)
Humanitarian Aid to Ukraine
Submissions
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Donation to Offer?
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A list of our charitable funds is available at www.congregationemanuel.ca/donations
We accept Visa & Mastercard, or you may post a cheque or phone the synagogue office during regular business hours.
Synagogue Office
Congregation Emanu-El, 1461 Blanshard St., Victoria, BC V8W 2J3, Canada
Office hours:
  • Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday from 9:30 am – 2:30 pm
About this Newsletter
Copyright © 2022 Congregation Emanu-El. All rights reserved.
Editorial Board:
  • News Editors: Katie Stafford, Oz Dovauo
  • NTDWBJ, TYLT, & Last Word: Jonathan Ure Stoppi
  • Communications Committee Chair: Lincoln Shlensky
  • Reviewers: Rabbi Harry, Susan Holtz
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The Last Word
  • The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
  • A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
  • A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
  • An oxymoron walked into a bar: the silence was deafening.
  • Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
  • A question mark walks into a bar?
  • A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
  • A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, sees the handwriting on the wall, but hopes to nip it in the bud.
  • Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit, converse, and depart.
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