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Emanu-News 2022-04-08 בְּשׂוֹרוֹת עִמָּנוּ

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Emanu-News 2022-04-08 בְּשׂוֹרוֹת עִמָּנוּ
By Congregation Emanu-El • Issue #520 • View online
Weekly news from Congregation Emanu-El, Victoria, B.C.

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Emanu-El News
Communal Passover Seder in the Great Outdoors!
A Musical Passover Seder
Bookkeeper Job at Emanu-El
Pesaḥ 2022 Koleinu edition
Mazel Tov to Ben Levinson!
MEN OVERBOARD – Upcoming Bema Production
Photo Contest, Naturally
One...
One...
Two. This week we chose two.
Two. This week we chose two.
“The sea, once it casts its spell, holds one in its net of wonder forever.”
- Jacques Yves Cousteau
Shabbat 8 Nisan, 5782
The Week Ahead
  • Friday April 8, 12:30pm: Mystic Moka (Cancelled until May)
  • Saturday April 9, 10:00am: Shabbat Services (Connect)
  • Tuesday April 12, 12:30pm: Brown Bag Beit Midrash (Cancelled until after Pesach)
  • Tuesday April 12, 7:00pm: Tanakh Shiur (Register)
  • Wednesday April 13, 7:00pm: Ḥug Ivrit (Register)
  • Thursday April 14, 7:00am: Thursday morning minyan (Connect)
  • Friday April 15, 8:00am(TIME CHANGED): Siyyum Bechorim
View the full calendar on the web (mobile-friendly view). See above for Zoom links to events offered virtually.
ICYMI (In Case You Missed It)
Outreach Gifts for the Community!
Hello! How are you?
In Other News
Benefit Concert for the Trees
JFVVI Hosting Virtual Talk by Tamar Levi
International Day for the Elimination of Racial Discrimination
Hebrew Q&A
Why is the original Hebrew called “the Holy Tongue”?
NTDWBJ*
* Nothing To Do With Being Jewish
* Nothing To Do With Being Jewish
Community Connections
Humanitarian Aid to Ukraine
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Synagogue Office
Congregation Emanu-El, 1461 Blanshard St., Victoria, BC V8W 2J3, Canada
Office hours:
  • Tuesday, Wednesday & Thursday from 9:30 am – 2:30 pm
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Editorial Board:
  • News Editors: Katie Stafford, Oz Dovauo
  • NTDWBJ, TYLT, & Last Word: Jonathan Ure Stoppi
  • Communications Committee Chair: Lincoln Shlensky
  • Reviewers: Rabbi Harry, Susan Holtz
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The Last Word
During a visit to his son Barry, Schlesinger was watching TV with Abby, his younger granddaughter, aged six, and some commentators were talking about how the Wall Street financiers were going to handle their stock market problems in their Yom Kippur prayers, and were speculating on just what the dealers would repent about.
Abby watched this and asked, “Grandad, what is the stock market?”
“Abby, you’re too young to understand. Later.”
“I am not that young; I want to know now.”
“Please, wait a few years – then you will understand better.”
“Grandad, I don’t want to start life poor, like you did, selling second-hand furniture. That’s why I want to know now.”
“All right, already,“ sighed Schlesinger, and muted the TV, and gave Abby his full attention. "It’s like this. You buy two chickens and the two chickens lay eggs. So, next year, you have thirty chickens. These thirty chickens then all lay eggs and these eggs turn into chickens. So you end up having thousands of chickens and you’re well off. You see, this is the stock market. You understand so far, Abby?”
“Yes, Grandad.”
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