Note 20: And on that note, let’s go trick or treat and save democracy. We hope you had an awesome weekend, Sexy Patriots, and we’re ready to sprint down this homestretch right beside you. So let’s get crazy!
We’re probably going to use that heading a lot. Yeah, the miserable d-bag spent the weekend spreading anti-LGBTQ conspiracy theories about Paul Pelosi using a shitty internet news source that reported in 2016 Hillary Clinton was actually dead. So yeah, that’s where Twitter is going. He later deleted the idiotic tweet, but not before everyone saw what a miserable shit-eating dunce he is. He also wants to charge people to have blue checks. He can have ours. And kiss our asses while he’s at it. More: NBC News
So fucking gross
The Republican Party is a bunch of fucking monsters. And not in the cutesy Halloween way. We mean in the straight up luring kids into the sewer to eat them way. How do we know this? Well last week a man who believed a bunch of crazy QAnon shit broke into Speaker Pelosi’s house looking for her and then cracked her husband’s skull with a hammer. Instead of showing compassion or calling for calm and peace, a bunch of Republicans made jokes and spread lies about the attack. From Don Jr. to Rep. Clay Higgins, they just thought attempted murder was hilarious. We hope they all eat shit and choke on it. More: The Advertiser
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Let’s go Brazil Brandon
That’s not really accurate or even all that smart, but we’re celebrating a little because Bolsonaro, the Tropical Trump, got beat in Brazil yesterday. This is great news for people with lungs who like breathing and want the Amazon rainforest to live. Of course Bolonaro has so far refused to concede, Trumpland is calling for a coup and social media now belongs to Dork Hitler. So yeah, who the fuck knows what happens next, but thanks, Brazil! More: CNN
A massive barrage of Russian strikes on Monday morning hit critical infrastructure in Kyiv, Kharkiv and other cities, knocking out water and power supplies in apparent retaliation for what Moscow alleged was a Ukrainian attack on its Black Sea Fleet
over the weekend. More: Huff Post
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