CPAC had an actual Nazi come speak and they gave him a standing ovation. Also, is CPAC every weekend now? More: NBC News
Peter Navarro is a shart. Like if a fart turned out to be diarrhea and then turned out to be a person, you’d get Peter. More: CNN
Note 18: Biden still tested positive for COVID yesterday. Does that shit somehow turn him into a super president?
Note 19: We don’t know what to say about that Dick Cheney ad, so we’re just gonna treat it the way he treated the truth about the Iraq War and ignore him.
Note 20: Alrighty, you gorgeous freedom fighters, let’s do some news and then let’s do some SCREAMING!!! Thousands of people have signed up to join today’s Scream (it was well over 30k last night), so you won’t be alone. And as long as we have a newsletter, that will always be the case. Let’s kick some ass, SPs!
Let’s get the ugly shit out of the way. Yesterday FBI director Chris Wray testified in front of a Senate committee, and thanks to questioning from Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse, Wray admitted that the FBI took every fucking tip about Kavanaugh and gave them to the Trump White House. Yeah, so just as we all knew all along, the FBI helped the Trump White House run a sham investigation into a Supreme Court nominee who had credibly been accused of attempted sexual assault. But hey, at least that piece of shit didn’t have a hand in taking away basic human rights from millions of women. Oh wait.
So we were pretty fucking stunned yesterday when selfish jackass Kyrsten Sinema agreed to the Schumer-Manchin climate deal. We honestly thought she would tank the whole thing, and of course it ain’t over yet. We had to give her rich buddies a break to get her on board, but holy shit we’re really doing this, y’all. Republicans are straight up apoplectic. It’s delicious.
Even more holy shit
We talked about it earlier but DID Y’ALL SEE THE SIZE OF THAT FUCKING JOBS REPORT?! Last month, the economy added 528,000 jobs. We were told to expect 200,000. The unemployment rate is down to 3.5 percent, we’ve recovered all the jobs we lost during the pandemic and Fox News hosts are so confused they don’t know whether to scratch their watch or wind their ass. President Joey Badass is the jobs president. Mitch McConnell and all that recession talk can eat a big bag of shit.
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