LOLOL. But why would that dirty orange fucker take the fifth? Why is he accusing the FBI of planting evidence? Why is he refusing to release the warrant? Because that sleazy rat motherfucker is guilty as sin and the whole goddamn world knows it except the people who only watch Fox and think Milwaukee doesn’t exist anymore.
The truth of the matter is, we shouldn’t be celebrating any of this. It’s all very sad. It sucks that we had a crooked piece of shit for a president. It sucks that his followers are pathetic losers who will burn down the whole country to appease their gameshow host god. And it sucks that our nation has to go through this when we’re experience a shocking spell of good news.
All that said, we’re still celebrating because fuck that scum-eating pigfucker. Try not to get any ketchup on the walls today, Donnie.
Note two: We know we don’t have the best timing, but we’re taking off tomorrow and Friday. We used to take a whole week off for summer vacation, but that just doesn’t seem practical these days. So we’ve just tried to sneak in a day off here and there. Don’t worry. If shit gets really crazy, we’ll swing by your inbox with some cussin’.
Note three: Can you believe that rotten fucker took the fifth? LOL.
Note four: Last night we were mostly watching Wisconsin to see if Trump took down the Assembly Speaker (he didn’t because he’s a fucking loser). But in two congressional races last night in Nebraska and Minnesota, we saw Democrats really overperforming. Y’all, these midterms haven’t been decided no matter how much the NYT wants to make Kevin McCarthy speaker. Let’s show them just how fucking pissed off we are.
Note five: Today is the day we cancel our subscriptions to the Washington Post. Why? Because of this fucking shit. Why is TBS the only good and sexy news organization left?