Sorry. We couldn’t find the actual book cover so we just went with that video instead. But y’all know we got an excerpt from this shit, so here’s a little taste from “Chapter 7: A Different Kind of Running” —
I don’t actually have a tail anymore. The one I was born with fell off. As did the horns. But if I did still have a tail, I would’ve had to tuck it between my legs when I ran like a gutless chickenshit from the mob violent lunatics I incited to war against America on Jan. 6, 2021. You’d think it would be hard to sleep knowing that most of the world is laughing at me for being one of this nation’s most heinous and and pathetic cowards. But the truth is I was pretty fucking awful long before then. What does hurt is everyone knowing I peed my pants, ran in pee pants and even sat for a many hours in my own pee. Like you can’t see it on the video, but you can tell. Anyway, I’m gonna finish this chapter and get back to sucking goat taint and being a hilariously wimpy nazi douchebag.
Yikes. Not exactly a page-turner, is it?
Note two: This weekend is different than most. On Sunday, it will be 100 days until the midterm elections. And don’t look now, but we’ve got a shot at telling history to go fuck itself. Polling shows us taking narrow leads in the generic ballot, we’re looking good in Senate races (Georgia worries us) and we’re doing some big shit on Capitol Hill. If you’re feeling something unusual right now, it’s called hope. And ain’t nothing wrong with that. So let’s keep kicking ass for the next 100 days and bring this shit home!
Note three: And of course SCREAM. On Aug. 5, we’re doing the Great American Scream. Because hope is welcome, but there’s still a whole lot of shit that just straight up sucks and we want to scream about it.
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Some of y’all know that Sam is a native Kentuckian. If you don’t mind to share some love with his home state, there are some crushing stories coming out of those floods. And the kids that were swept away by the water didn’t vote for Mitch or Rand. They were just kids. Hang in there, Bluegrass State. More: CNN
Note five: Matt Gaetz fucked with a teenager, and it didn’t go well for him. Hero —