So that miserable piece of shit who attacked our Capitol returned to the scene of the crime yesterday to give what was billed as a “policy speech” by someone who’s never met Donald Trump. That said, wanting to build camps for homeless people and send the national guard into Chicago do qualify as policy when you’re a scary fascist asshole. The threat could not be more clear if it had a weird little mustache and was goose-stepping down Pennsylvania Avenue. The only outstanding question is will we stop it.
Hot Joe Summer
President Joe Biden got some negative COVID tests and now he’s throwing on some daisy dukes and partying his ass off after being kept inside isolating. Or he’ll just put on a suit and go back to work. Either way, we’re thrilled the president is feeling better.
So the news we’ve all been waiting for finally came yesterday afternoon — DOJ is investigating Trump. Yay! Or yay? Like how broken is America that we’re celebrating the fact that a serial criminal who damn near destroyed America is being investigated for trying to destroy America? Not indicted or convicted, but investigated. Is the bar really that low? Shut up, TBS, we need this. Ok fair enough. Go get ‘em, Merrick.
American basketball star Brittney Griner
testified Wednesday at her drug trial in Russia that a language interpreter translated only a fraction of what was said during her questioning and officials instructed her to sign documents without providing an explanation. More: HuffPost
Advisors to Donald Trump who were involved in the former president’s scheme to overturn the 2020 election appeared to recognise that their plan was legally dubious, according to emails revealed by The New York Times.
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