Note 17: Hey here’s a question? Why is Trump’s IRS chief still the fucking IRS chief? More:
NPR
Note 18: This report says that prominent conservatives found no proof of fraud in the election. We think this will finally be the thing that convinces Mike Flynn and @RickyFingerBangzFreedom9784758347. More:
CNN
Note 19: Holy fucking shit! Elon’s gross ass dad has two kids with his goddamn stepdaughter?! And he’s raised her since she was four?! Even fucking Giuliani thinks that shit is gross. More:
The Daily Beast
Note 20: Alrighty, SPs, it’s news time. We’re still working on some art and stuff for the Great American Scream, so stay tuned! In the meantime, we love y’all, and we hope you’re able to find some rest this weekend. Hang in there, and stay sexy.
Never doubted her
Unlike NBCNews, we never doubted Cassidy Hutchinson and we sure as fuck never believed anonymous sources from one of the most dysfunctional agencies in D.C. But now a D.C. police officer who was in the motorcade has confirmed what she said. So when is Peter Alexander apologizing to Cassidy? More:
CNN
Fuck Joe Manchin
Ugh. Do we have to even do this? Y’all know he sucks. Y’all know he’s corrupt. And y’all know he’s dumber than dog shit. Well, now he’s also a murderer because that stupid motherfucker just stuck a giant knife in Biden’s climate agenda. It’s really hard to figure out why and probably has nothing to do with all the dirty ass money he makes from coal and oil. He was on the radio this morning saying he doesn’t understand why Schumer did this and that it’s not really over. But we know he’s a fucking liar and a scumbag. So once again, fuck Joe Manchin. More:
Huff Post
Way too secret service
It’s so so so bad that the Secret Service is turning out to be one of the institutions that Trump corrupted the most. Especially since they were already one of the most broken agencies in Washington. And now it looks like they are part of a Jan. 6 cover-up. Yeah, reports broke yesterday that the service deleted agent texts AFTER they were asked to provide them for the investigation. This is why we led today with Fetterman. Because everything else is just totally fucked. More:
CNN
Today’s clips
The Democrat-led House of Representatives is expected to vote on Friday to pass a pair of bills aimed at protecting access to abortion at the federal level in the wake of the Supreme Court’s momentous
decision to overturn Roe v. Wade. More:
CNN
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