: We love our Democratic Party, but we really wish they’d stop scaring the shit out of us by elevating the very lunatics we’re running against. More: NBC News
Note 20: Alrighty, SPs, let’s do it to it. And by it we mean the news section. We hope y’all are doing ok this week. We know shit has gotten really dark and ugly. Just remember — you are the antidote. Love y’all!
Well the deranged orange piece of goat shit who pretty much killed America is going back for more. WaPo is reporting today that Trump is looking at a post-Labor Day pre-midterms launch for his 2024 presidential campaign. This is a good news/bad news situation. The good news is that Trump being back on the trail and reminding everyone how batcrap crazy he is will be good for us. The bad news is that if he wins he’s probably going to nuke the blue states. More: Washington Post
About fucking time
Yesterday, Statuary Hall in the U.S. Capitol got a new addition — a statue of Mary McLeod Bethune. This is a well deserved honor for a true American hero. But we were fucking flabergasted to see that she is the FIRST Black person to get a state-commissioned statue in the hall. Is this a racist country? You bet your white marble ass it is. More: CNN
Where’s the outrage?
U.S. Rep. Pramila Jayapal is not a white man. We’re assuming that’s why there wasn’t more outrage and concern in the national media when a man was arrested for wanting to kill her. We’re also guessing that’s why he was fucking let out of jail. Dude was outside her house with a fucking gun, and the police say they can’t say for sure what he was doing. If the congresswoman wants our mainstream media to care about her safety, she’ll need to change her name to Brett Kavanaugh. More: Seattle Times
More and more Democrats are urging President Joe Biden
to declare a public health emergency in the wake of the Supreme Court decision overturning Roe v. Wade
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