Good lord would you look at those two. It’s like Kid Rock took a shit on American Gothic. And, Sexy Patriots, you know we got an exclusive fake interview with these degenerate losers. So please welcome Ricky and Delilah Taintmouth.
TBS: Hi, welcome to the show. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Delilah: Well Ricky here is real good at coming up with genius t-shirt ideas. He made a tank top that’s just a close-up picture of our dog’s anus.
TBS: That sounds disgusting.
Ricky: Oh it is. And our dog hates me now. Wore that shirt to our wedding though.
TBS: So are you guys married or siblings?
TBS: Um what does that mean?
Delilah: Well we was brother and sister but now we’re man and wife.
TBS: Oh dear god.
Ricky: Yeah, we’re cousins too.
TBS: You’re an abomination and obviously Trump supporters.
Delilah: Yep and you want to hear the worst part?
TBS: Definitely not.
Ricky: We’re still not as bad as Giuliani.
TBS: Welp, can’t argue with you there. Thanks for joining us, Taintmouths.
Note two: Hey so on Friday, one of the companies we work with to distribute TBS had a problem, and some of y’all were unable to open links. We are so sorry, and if it makes you feel any better, we cussed that company to hell and back. We’re hoping the problem has been fixed today. If not, we’ll cuss them some more. Sorry about that, y’all.
: Paul Ryan sobbed when Jan. 6 happened? Yeah, and he probably shit himself when Trump went to St. John’s. Excuse us but why the fuck does anyone care if Paul Ryan is crying anymore? More: CNN
Note four: We made progress on the Great American Scream over the weekend, and we hope to have some news to share with y’all in the next day or two.
: Want some good news/bad news about the president? Ok, bad news first. A new NYT poll says that Biden has a 33 percent approval rating and 64 percent of Democrats want someone else to run in 2024. The good news is even with those shit numbers, he’s still beating Trump. More: Axios
Note six: There is no disputing that our party is divided right now over Biden. And that’s ok. We can still come together and win when we need to. We’re a party that allows dissent and criticism of our leaders. It’s the other guys who throw people out for not kissing the leader’s ass. So if folks want to vent, let ‘em vent. It’s the American way.
: Btw, the decision over the weekend to have the White House communications director attack activists who want to see more action and urgency after the fall of Roe was one of the most tone deaf self-defeating moves we’ve seen in a while. We get that the White House is frustrated, but take it out on Republicans and not the people who got you elected. More: Washington Post
: We found the dumbest person on the planet. He had someone managed to squeeze his head up his own ass. And even he doesn’t trust Steve Bannon. More: CNBC
: Well goddamnit. Schumer has COVID. And just when we thought reconciliation was really gonna happen. More: CNN
Note 10: Ok this made us LOL. And in a good way.