Wisconsin Republicans have lost control of their pet scumbag. More: WPR
Late last night, we found out that piece of shit lawyer who was helping Trump overturn the election was of course in direct contact with Trump. More: CNN
Matt Schlapp and his right-wing stooges are in Hungary listening to a dictator and talking about replacement theory. We’re basically up against a party of mass shooters. More: The Guardian
Note nine: Remember earlier this week when Republicans refused to condemn replacement theory? Remember when they voted against baby formula? How about when they voted for more domestic terrorism? These are all things that happened. So expect the Sunday shows to be about Hunter Biden or some shit.
We like this move. John Kirby has been doing a great job at the Pentagon. More: Washington Post
“Dr.” Oz told a racist piece of shit on Newsmax that he’s opposed to legalizing weed. That’s good news for John Fetterman. More: Business Insider
Y’all aren’t gonna believe this but that buttcrap crazy clerk in Colorado is buttcrap crazy. More: Daily Beast
This country loves death way more than we realized. More: CNN
John Cornyn, who is an embarrassment to humanity, says that Ken Paxton is an embarrassment for Texas. More: CBS News
It doesn’t seem possible, but Trump can get way scarier. If you’re looking for a place where you can make a real difference, we suggest the Michigan state senate. It’s within real reach. More: NBC News
Bill Barr is going to cooperate with the Jan. 6 committee? We hope they’re ready to be lied to by a piece of shit. More: Axios
Let’s close today on a happy note and wish the biggest congrats in the world to the amazing AOC who got engaged! Woohoo! If there’s one thing that TBS loves, it’s love. More: People
Note 19: Alrighty, you super Sexy Patriots, let’s get to the news. We’re not sure if it’s Sam getting COVID or if there’s something in the air, but we have heard from so many of you this week, and we just want to say thank you. Y’all keep us going, and we are damn grateful. We love you. Have an awesome fucking weekend.
Fuck that horse too
So last night the world found out why recalled sex robot Elon Musk became a Republican. It’s because he’s a scumbag who treats women like they belong to him. Honestly, we could’ve guessed it. Yeah, the exploding car asshole paid out $250,000 to a woman he exposed himself to on a SpaceX flight. He is of course taking it very well, accusing everyone of being liars and saying it’s all political. Why are so many dudes just totally broken?
David Perdue is about to lose another election. Yeah, Trump went all in with that fucking scumbag, who spent months saying the election was stolen from him. Well what’s your excuse this time, d-bag? As much as we hate Trump, we do love watching him turn on the dumbshits in his cult. Enjoy that L, Dave.
Joe Biden is traveling to Japan and Korea this weekend, marking his first trip to Asia as president. The great part about Biden going is we don’t have to worry about him kissing the ass of some deranged North Korean dictator. Safe travels, Mr. President.
The House select committee investigating the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riot is asking GOP Rep. Barry Loudermilk of Georgia about a tour he led of the Capitol complex a day before it was overrun by a mob of Trump supporters, saying they’re looking into reports of protestors who scoped out the building ahead of the riot. More: CNBC
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