And as we sat there saying “YEAH, DICK!” it hit us — if Dick can be good for a moment, then it’s worth having Dick for that moment. Sorry. That might be confusing and borderline pornographic. What we mean is this — if you’re like us, you are just about to lose your shit with the timidity of some elected Democrats. And Dick Dubrin’s punk ass is the goddamn poster boy for that shit. But this time something was different.
Was it still a naive speech to give? Of course. Did Tucker apologize? Oh god no. He was worse than ever. But maybe the lightbulb is starting to turn on for ol’ Dickaford. And maybe if we elect more Democrats, then other light bulbs will start to come on too. And like Dick, they’ll probably suck a lot, but they’ll have moments. And if we add up enough of those moments, then we’ve got a movement.
So please, get to work. We’re desperate. Send us more Dicks. We won’t always like it, but it’s worth it for that rare moment when Dick doesn’t suck.
Note two: Ahem. So Sam seems to be feeling better. Though still clearly very sick in other ways.
Note three: Btw, if we can keep this immature but serious take going for way too long, we’d like to add that there is no Good Dick exception for Joe Manchin. He’s bad dick 24/7/365.
: There is a UFO hearing in the house today. Which means Majorie Taylor Greene will be swapping out her tin foil hood for a tin foil hat. (Yea, we didn’t know they make white tin foil either) More: CBS News
: Round 2 of free covid tests from the government are available. Order yours today: NBC
: Liz Cheney made Trump poop his pants. Which also means he peed his pants again. More: Independent
: SCOTUS is bought, broken and corrupt. You didn’t ask for another reason. But here you go: NPR
Note eight: That’s it for us today. We love you all. Get out and enjoy the weather and if the weather is shitty go get some fresh air.
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