LOL. Sure thing, buddy. Donald Trump told us more than 30,000 lies during his four years in office, and those were just warm-ups to the Big Lie that led to a violent attack on our country. But yeah, he’s totally not gonna come running back to Twitter the second Elon gives him the green light. Oh, Devin, we’d just feel sorry for you if you weren’t such a colossal piece of shit.
Anyway, please remember that while many things suck devil ass these days, TBS does not. So if you don’t mind, please send it to your like-minded foul-mouthed friends, and let’s build this crazy fucker into something so big Elon will want to buy it and wreck it.
As for twitter, well, we’re gonna stay and fight. It’s sorta like American democracy. We’re just too goddamn dumb to quit. Y’all have a great day.
Note two: Devin was on Fox this morning begging the personalities (that doesn’t sound right) to start using Truth Social. We wished for this d-bag to suffer a life of humiliation, and it has come true.
Note three: Morning Joe had Dr. Birx on this morning to help her rehab her image after her cowardly incompetence led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans. So we’re making a new proclamation here today — Fuck Morning Joe. Seriously. It’s two Republicans who wanted Trump to marry them at Mar-a-Lago. They can fuck off.
: Btw, here’s what “free speech” really means to Elon Musk. More: Associated Press
: This poll from Georgia made us smile. Trump has gone all in on beating Gov. Kemp. If he loses, well, the press will still kiss his ass anyway, but we’ll sure enjoy it. More AJC
: Every single time we get a batch of secret texts or emails, Sean Hannity looks like the most pathetic little shit on the planet. Like who the fuck says “yes sir” when texting with Mark fucking Meadows? What a loser. More: Washington Post
: Never forget that despite what her friends at the New York Times tell you, Ivanka is Trump trash to the very core. When terrorists were attacking our Capitol, she called them “patriots.” More: Huff Post
: Ron DeSantis just created an election police force. We’re guessing it won’t be the Villages where they concentrate most of their efforts. More: CNN
: Much like Hannity, Mitch McConnell has an ass-kissing coward problem. Every revelation shows him to be a complete chickenshit who lives in fear of Trump. More: Washington Post
: Wishing the best of luck to Cedric Richmond as he leaves the White House. More: CNN
: So now we know who House Republicans’ first impeachment will be if we let them in. More: Axios
Note 12: We freaking love Jean Smart, and this is so wonderful to see.