Don’t be alarmed! We’ve got a plan!
You probably saw that in this weekend’s French elections, the exit polls showed 42 percent of Macron’s vote was cast as a vote against Le Pen. Let’s call them the Fab 42. Sorry. The Fab Fuckin’ 42. And let’s do the same goddamn thing here. Seriously. This ain’t no goddamn purity test. You telling us we can’t get 42 percent of our voters to just be scared shitless of Marjorie Taylor Gross or Venmatt Gaetz?
So do not despair, you scrumptious freedom fighters. We’re going to build our own Frightened and Freaked 42. If we can’t get people to the polls with Hope and Change, then we’ll go with Holy Fucking Shit and Oh God No. Trump is the worst thing to ever happen to the world and one of the best things to ever happen to Democrats. So do not despair! Let’s just kick some ass and scare the hell out of people. Love y’all!
Note two: Ugh. Fuckface is still here.
Fuckface: Hi TBS!
TBS: Hi, Fuckface.
FF: Why are you being such huge goddamn bummers today?
TBS: We’re not. We’re just alarmed by the return of dumbshit.
FF: Well I can certainly understand that, but check out these kids throwing eggs at those asshole truckers and you’ll feel better.
TBS: Thanks, Fuckface!