: HOLY FUCKING SHIT IS LAUREN BOEBERT GONNA LOSE?! She’s down 2 points with 90 percent reporting, but it might be a little while before we know for sure. Maybe it’s a bad strategy to be a fucking moron. More: CPR
Note 17: Literally the only reason Republicans are going to win the House is because of gerrymandering and the help they got from a corrupt Supreme Court. Man that’s fucked up.
Note 18: Some more good news, Speaker Pelosi told NewsHour that her husband is “making progress” in his recovery. Love to the Pelosis.
Note 19: So we’re still waiting on the Senate. If you pray, pray for Mark Kelly, Catherine Cortez Masto and Rev. Warnock to bring their races home. With Warnock, it looks like we’re headed to a run-off in four weeks. So that’ll be fun.
Note 20: Ok, you gorgeous beautiful smoking hot Sexy Patriots, let’s go do some news. Holy fucking shit what a night. We love y’all so much, and we’re so fucking grateful to you for all your hard work and dedication. If you want to see an American hero today, just look in the goddamn mirror. LOVE Y’ALL!!!!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
So yesterday Trump threatened DeSantis that if he ran he would spill the beans on the Florida governor. It make it kinda hilarious knowing that Ron won re-election last night and then probably cried himself to sleep. That said, there are a lot of big voices over in crazy town who are blaming the orange god for the lack of a red wave. The New York Post even ran a cover today with a picture of DeSantis calling him “De Future.” Trump will probably really like that. Lol. More: CNN
So when abortion rights are decided by the American people and not a corrupt Supreme Court, abortion rights are undefeated. Following the big win in Kansas a few months back, voters in California, Michigan, Vermont, Montana and Kentucky all either voted to enshrine abortion rights or voted against enshrining bans. This is a big fucking deal. KENTUCKY?! Seriously, Republicans, if you learn one thing from all of this make it that you don’t fuck with women. More: The Hill
There were so many great wins last night, but John Fetterman winning Pennsylvania had us in tears. Enormous congratulations to the big guy and his team. Oz called to concede this morning and then he went and drank some pee. The beltway press corps should really reflect on their cruelty while covering this race, but we doubt that will happen. Thank you, Big John. For your courage, for your resole and for kicking that fake doctor’s ass all over Pennsylvania.
Voters in three states approved ballot measures that will change their state constitutions to prohibit slavery and involuntary servitude as punishment for crime, while those in a fourth state rejected the move. The measures
approved Tuesday curtail the use of prison labor in Alabama, Tennessee and Vermont. In Oregon, “yes” was leading its anti-slavery ballot initiative, but the vote remained too early to call Wednesday morning. More: Huff Post
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