Note 16: Are any of you Star Wars nerds? Are you watching Andor? It’s pretty intense.
So this seems important from WaPo — Georgia could go to a run-off, Alaska’s results won’t be available until Nov. 23 and Wisconsin, Arizona and Pennsylvania won’t count mail-in ballots until after Election Day. We might not know who won what for a while. And that’s when Republicans get really fucking dangerous. More: Washington Post
It looks like that Washington asshole scumbag — no, the other one — might finally be selling the Washington football team. Just need that and an exorcism, and then they can start to rebuild. More: ESPN
Note 19: If you’ve seen a super racist ad while watching tv, there’s a good chance Stephen Miller is behind it. He’s the kidnapping monster who got a free pass for being a kidnapping monster because he’s a source for all the big-time reporters.
In today’s Dumbfuck News, Donald Trump is suing the New York attorney general… in Florida. More: HuffPost
Note 21: Alrighty, SPs, to the news section! How are y’all holding up? Are you ready to make them hear you? Goddamn right. Well we love you and hope you have a blessed day.
But his emails
So John Eastman’s emails make a few things clear — 1. Eastman is both a traitor and a fucking moron. 2. Eastman knew Trump was breaking the law and hilariously wrote that in an email. And 3. They were banking on Clarence Thomas to be the justice who would help them with their bullsit. Yes, the same Clarence Thomas whose wife was a part of the insurrection and the same Clarence Thomas who has refused to recuse from every case involving Jan. 6. What a totally functional and aboveboard Supreme Court we have.
Fuck the Fed
As you probably know, the Trump-appointed Fed chair yesterday once again raised interest rates as he hustles to put Americans out of work so inflation will ease. Yes, our economy is so royally fucked up that these fuckers openly talk about hurting people so they can tame inflation. What’s oddly always left out of this conversation is record profits enjoyed by asshole companies like Exxon. What a fucking disaster.
Listen to him!
Last night, President Biden warned Americans that Republicans are scary people who are trying to end our democracy with lies and violence. He lamented the attack on Paul Pelosi and drew a straight line between that heinous attack and the one on Jan. 6. The White House press corps responded with a yawn and Republicans responded by accusing Biden of being divisive. Fuck ‘em. It was an important speech, and Americans needed to hear that it will take some time to count the votes.
’ Brian Kilmeade
offered an astonishing dismissal on Thursday of the apparently politically-motivated attack on Paul Pelosi, whose attacker allegedly asked “Where is Nancy
” and aimed to take the House speaker hostage. More: HuffPost
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