: Russia waited for the election before retreating from Kherson because they didn’t want the world to see Joe Biden’s great big… resolve. More: CNN
: We’ve been hoping someone would bring down Ticketmaster since Pearl Jam first started touring. Good luck to the Swifties! More: Huff Post
: It’s funny watching these miserable rats scurry from their sinking orange ship, but we’ve seen their bullshit before and we know just how desperate they are to kiss some ass. More: Axios
: Phew. Deep breaths everyone. Yesterday a missile hit Poland killing two people, and we all braced for WWIII. But Poland and the US are saying it looks like an accident and might even have come from Ukraine shooting down a missile. Tense times. More: Associated Press
Note 20: Alrighty, you beautiful SPs, let’s go do some news and then get on with this humping hump day. Y’all are the fucking best, and we’re so goddamn glad you joined us today. Have a blessed one!
So the least surprising thing happened last night as Trump announced he’s running again. It was a lame and way too long speech that both CNN and Fox cut away from, and y’all know how much they hate doing that shit. Yeah, he just looks weak and boring and gross and like the motherfucker who attacked our fucking Capitol. Fuck that piece of shit. And fuck his campaign. More: CNN
Let’s do it
It looks like Speaker Pelosi is thinking about one (possibly) last accomplishment as she eyes the lame-duck session. We’re seeing talk of doing something about the debt ceiling and DACA and our response is hell to the yeah let’s fucking go. If we don’t do anything about the debt ceiling, then we’re handing a bunch of nazi assholes a loaded gun to point at the economy. If we don’t do anything for Dreamers, then maybe we’re all assholes. More: Bloomberg
Late last night, NASA successfully launched Artemis 1 from Cape Canaveral, laying the groundwork for American astronauts to return to the moon. Oh and the rocket was one we built. The Orion spacecraft, which was on top of the rocket and contains data-collecting mannequins, is supposed to have a mission that lasts about 26 days. It was a fun watch, and yet another reminder this week that America ain’t over just yet. More: CNN
President Joe Biden
said Wednesday that it was “unlikely” that a missile that killed two in NATO-ally Poland was fired from Russia, but pledged support for Poland’s investigation into what it had called a “Russian-made” missile.
More: Huff Post
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