Note 19: A Trump asshole federal judge in Texas struck down Biden’s student loan relief. The White House is appealing, but it’s a real fucking problem that those Texas judges have made themselves American kings.
Note 20: Wall Street had its best day yesterday in more than two-and-a-half years. Nice work, Democrats.
Note 21: And on that happy note, let’s go do some news and then go do some weekend! We don’t know about y’all, but we are sure as hell gonna try to catch up on some sleep and some sanity this weekend. And refresh our phones every two seconds of course. Thank you, SPs, for a great week. We love y’all, and we’ll see you Monday.
Remember when Trump filed a lawsuit against Hillary and a bunch of other people over the “Russia hoax” that isn’t a hoax at all? And remember when that lawsuit got thrown out of court so fast it would’ve gotten past most major league batters? Well now a judge says the lawsuit was so goddamn frivolous that he’s implementing sanctions against the Trump lawyers who brought it. Seems like a cool guy to work for, doesn’t he?
You already know this but our Supreme Court is completely and totally broken. Last night, four members of the court showed up at the Federalist Society’s 40th anniversary gala and just had themselves a ball. Alito even got a standing ovation for stripping human rights from millions of Americans. This is insanely fucked up, and it needs to be our party’s next big focus.
Here we go
The Republican Party has been talking about moving on from Trump, and Trump is not taking it well. Yesterday he launched an attack on DeSantis that included the possible confession that he used DOJ to help DeSantis beat Andrew Gillum in 2018. Then this morning, he unleashed a racist attack on Glenn Youngkin saying his name “sounds Chinese.” It’s really fucking gross. But it’s also kinda fun watching him destroy what’s left of the party. Fuck ‘em all.
Police have launched an investigation and construction of the Barack Obama
presidential center in Chicago was halted Thursday after a noose was found on the site. More: HuffPost
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